Curse

Eragon Zarroc · Dec 30, 2008, 10:44 PM // 22:44

*pulls himself up with the help of a stool*
*finds pwnd*
*bull rushes him into the bar*
*orders couple shots of whiskey to ease the split headache*

Sir Skullcrasher · Dec 30, 2008, 11:44 PM // 23:44

*pokes Eragon with my magic wand*
*order a rum & coke*
*runs around screaming... "I am the King of the Bar"*

Eragon Zarroc · Dec 31, 2008, 12:11 AM // 00:11

*breaks sir's wand*
*punch's sir's lights out for being too loud*
*goes back to nursing a split headache*

Sir Skullcrasher · Dec 31, 2008, 12:24 AM // 00:24

*wakes up*
"oh hell no... u didn't punch me"
*bring in some angry beaver to chew up the bar"
*runs around Eragon waving my broken wand*

Eragon Zarroc · Dec 31, 2008, 12:30 AM // 00:30

*sits in fury while sir yells even more*
*kills the beaver before he destroys the entire bar*
*orders another pint*

Sir Skullcrasher · Dec 31, 2008, 03:01 AM // 03:01

*bring in a guy dressed like the Joker*
*give him a knife*
....

*push the guy toward Eragon*
"why so serious? let's put a smile on that face"

*runs around spilling my rum & coke everywhere*

Eragon Zarroc · Dec 31, 2008, 04:07 AM // 04:07

*laughs at fake joker*
*takes the knife and throws him outside*
*trips sir*
*sits back down to enjoy the rest of my drink*

Sir Skullcrasher · Dec 31, 2008, 04:11 AM // 04:11

*bring in my PS4..*
*plugs into to the bar's 60" HDTV*
*plays GTA 6... *
*down a shot of vodka*
*slap Eragon's drink out of his hands*

Eragon Zarroc · Dec 31, 2008, 06:31 AM // 06:31

*forgets the drink and grabs the other controller next to sir*
*wonders if anyone else uses this damn bar*

Eragon Zarroc · Jan 02, 2009, 03:22 AM // 03:22

*wishes eveyone a happy new years and buys a round for everyone*
(fortunately no one is in the bar =P)

RedStar · Jan 06, 2009, 04:39 AM // 04:39

*comes in for the free drinks*
*redecorates the whole bar with Hello Kitty stickers*

Sir Skullcrasher · Jan 06, 2009, 04:56 AM // 04:56

*kick Redstar for putting hello kitty stickers on the wall*
*drink more beers*
*decides to stone cold stunners anyone that gets in my path to the fridge*
*Stunner Redstar**
*push Eragon out of my wall*
*grab more beers*

RedStar · Jan 06, 2009, 05:05 AM // 05:05

*High kicks Sir*
*Ties Sir*
*Tattoos a hello kitty face on sir*
*Skips around Sir Hellokitty while drinking beers*

Doc Holliday · Jun 17, 2009, 06:04 AM // 06:04

*returns after a years leave of absence*

*haves a guiness and looks around for old friends*

I pwnd U · Jun 17, 2009, 10:45 AM // 10:45

*walks in*
*waves to doc*
*shots a rat*
*orders a beer*

Doc Holliday · Jun 18, 2009, 07:51 PM // 19:51

*shoots rat*

*orders a round of drinks for the bar*

*shoots slayer in the foot and hopes he dont notice*

Awesomez · Dec 11, 2010, 02:39 PM // 14:39

*takes the free drink*
....
*takes another 5 drinks on your note*

Rhododendron · Dec 11, 2010, 03:37 PM // 15:37

*peeks inside the establishment*
*through the smoky room can almost see some guys making out at the bar, a drunk stuffing a bag full of beer bottles, dead rats on the floor and hello kitty posters on the walls*
*walks away into the sunset*

Unlucky Slayer · Dec 11, 2010, 03:41 PM // 15:41

Holy shit thread rez guys. =P

I pwnd U · Dec 11, 2010, 04:53 PM // 16:53

*wakes up*
*rubs eyes*
WTF? Who disturbed my year and a half rest?
*Slaps a ho*
*goes back to sleep*